New Zealand Collectively Comes To Their Senses And Returns Home
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 5,357,300 Kiwis have collectively shaken themselves out of a years long haze this week.
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Forever Renter Stares Into Abyss After Party That Won’t Do Anything Wins Against Party That Would Have Made Things Worse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who long ago accepted that she’ll be renting until the day she dies
Former High School Rugby Prodigy Calls His Old Islander Coach To Suss Betting Tips On Next Pope
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As all eyes across the Catholic world stay fixated on the chimney of the
SBS Camera Crews Ask Extremely Fresh Migrant For Their Analysis On Election
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT SBS camera crews have sprung into action during election day, getting their much needed vox pop
This Is Democracy Manifest Yells Voter Eating 3rd Democracy Sausage
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local comedian has today reduced an entire polling booth worth of volunteers to tears, after
Everyone Now Aware That Local Woman Does Poos After Publicly Stocking Up On Toilet Paper
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact WOW THIS WOMAN SHITS! In some banal news to break up the political content, it can
Nation Increasingly Jealous Of 11-Hour Blackout In Spain And Portugal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the federal election campaign enters its final stretch, residents of our cosmopolitan desert
Marvel Boyfriend Convinces Woman To Come To Movies Simply By Name Dropping Florence Pugh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has successfully gotten his indie movie loving girlfriend to watch an action movie
Australian Neo-Nazi Smashes His Laptop After Receiving A Polite “Welcome” On Home Screen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Sky News viewer has left a giant hole in his computer screen because he doesn’
Local Voter Gives ‘H Fong’ A Taste Of Own Medicine By Giving His Number To Anonymous STI Service
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who can’t seem to opt out of receiving text messages from ‘H Fong’
This Saturday’s Breakfast Of Champions Confirmed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia is this weekend preparing to enjoy the first truly ubiquitous moment since the Matildas stormed
Mwahahaha: Dutton Bus Undone By One Of Clover Moore’s Leftie Bike Lanes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton’s bus has been got wedged in central Sydney this
“Brum” Offers A Glimpse Of Birmingham Before It Was A God-Forsaken Shithole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man known locally as “Big Dum [sic] Brum” or simply “BDB” says he