Kiwi Mate Demands Everyone Watch The Super Rugby Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man who hails from across the dutch (sic) has today taken charge of his
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14 Year Olds Around The World Scramble To Figure Out Why Their Computers Are Getting Confiscated
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT From Australia to the United Kingdom, 14 year olds from all corners of the globe have
New Health Warnings On Cigarettes Unlikely To Deter Gen Z Who Have Only Ever Smoked Illegal Imports
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Cigarettes sold in Australia will now come with health warnings such as ‘toxic addiction’ and ‘poison
CSIRO Confirm Kids Who Pretended To Shoot Themselves Up With Pacers Are All Bonglords Now
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what many had long suspected: the kids who used to
Anti-American Vandals Torch Geography Teacher’s 2001 Chrysler Neon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Green Road State School teacher’s car was set on fire overnight in
“Eugh That Was Such A Filler Episode” Says White Lotus Fan After Notable Lack Of Depraved Sex Acts
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A White Lotus fan has been left deeply dissatisfied with the latest episode of the hit
Channel Country Ringer Has All He Needs For The Next Few Weeks Or So
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A jackaroo some 120km west of Thargomindah has told The Advocate that while wet,
Woman Gets The Major Ick After Learning Her Date Actually Posts on LinkedIn
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman has revealed she immediately got the major “ick” after learning that her date
Local Man Wonders If Any Of His Mates Would Enjoy A Cold Schooner Of Piss This Afternoon Or Are They Too Limp-Wristed Like The Albanese Government’s Response To Chinese Warships Conducting Live-Fire Exercises In The Tasman Sea When They Should’ve Just Sen
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local business strategy consultant has today extended a casual invitation for beers while
Local Woman And Dog Bond Over Matching Anti-Anxiety Meds
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman has taken her human-canine companionship to new heights after discovering that she
Local Woman Confident A Simple Change In Geography Will Erase Years Of Unresolved Personal Issues
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman who thinks moving to a new city will magically solve all her
Girlfriend Of Powerlifter Loving Surge In Air Quality Since This Whole Egg Shortage
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In news reminiscent of the pandemic, certain pockets of the country have been enjoying
You’re Stuck On A Flight For 10 Hours, Who Are You Sitting Next To?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman boarding a plane has found herself facing an impossible choice today, as she tries