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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Conor McGregor has once again huffed and puffed and blown his house down. The aspiring Irish
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“Oi Everyone Back To Mine” Says Bloke Who Definitely Hasn’t Consulted His Housemates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact “Oi everyone, back to mine!” Those were the words that echoed through the smoking area of
Christian Youth Leader Rocks The Creepy Chin Strap
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke you kind of knew in high school, and haven’t had much to do
Betoota Hot Springs opens to fanfare despite comparisons to Mekong River
30 April, 2015. 15:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE BETOOTA HOT Springs opened to local fanfare and
Local Bloke To Commemorate 100 Years Of ANZAC By Drinking For 24 Hours Straight
24 April, 2015. 11:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | editor@betootaadvocate.com 100 YEARS AGO, thousands of young Australian soldiers were
Aussie Kickstarter Project Offers To Bury Incriminating Evidence In The Desert
Disclaimer: This is NOT satire A GRASSROOTS AUSTRALIAN NEWS and media production company have today unveiled a controversial crowd-funding
Hospitality staff beg heartbroken co-worker to stop playing “The Smiths” on cafe sound system
8 April, 2015. 15:01 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE STAFF OF a North Betoota café are beginning
Kid’s unmoderated consumption of chocolate makes up for having to go to church
3 April, 2015. 13:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact Eight year-old local boy, Jake Williment says the concept of
Murdoch offers Betoota Advocate big bucks to join Australian News Corp stable
Today, after a series of unpublicised negotiations, News Corp Australia and Betoota News Pty Ltd are happy to announce a
Local politicians embroiled in secret “Outback Fight Club”
25 March, 2015. 12:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A tight-knit community in Outback Queensland is in shock today
Farmer’s Mates Nickname Him ‘Tim The Hairdresser’ After His Wife Wins Council Election
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact WALTER “WALT” MALLHOUSE’S life was perfect in every way. He was one of
Pub Patron Makes Up For Lack Of Emotional Depth By Punching The Fuck Out Of Someone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact “I’m not the girlfriend type,” says a half-drunk Eddie. The north-Betoota man sips
Police told her not to fly home drunk from the pub. Guess what she did?
23 March, 2015. 12:10 ERROL PARKER |Editor-at-large| Contact A BETOOTA PASTORALIST has reportedly taxied home in her