Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Mid Arvo Fleetwood Marathon On Home Sound System Confirms Mum And Dad Are On The Piss
The extremely loud blaring of Fleetwood Mac coming from the family living room has confirmed that mum and dad have
Refugee who keeps leaving doors open confirms he was born in a tent
13 April, 2017. 15:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An insensitive South Betootanese primary teacher has come under fire this
Local CEO dragged kicking and screaming onto Tiger flight
12 April, 2017. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A senior executive at an bespoke South Betoota private asset management
Stand-up comedian gets affairs in order before debuting new bit on that religion
12 April, 2017. 16:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local stand-up comedian has taken time out of his hectic
WhatsApp group admin drunk on power dictating over chat like Kim Jong-un
12 April, 2017. 16:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact And just like that, Mikey Playmore was banished from the WhatsApp
“This Town’s Too Small, I’m Gonna Try Out Being Unemployed In Melbourne For A Few Months”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local woman wearing a Julia Stone-style floppy felt hat, is ready to ‘do Melbourne’ – it
Graduate gets acquainted with cubical-type set up he’ll eventually die in
11 Avril, 2017. 16:02 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Following his dreams into tax accountancy, a fresh university graduate from
Baby Boomer hoping war with North Korea might toughen the Millennials up a bit
11 April, 2017. 12:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Speaking candidly to The Advocate this morning from the front verandah
Privately-Educated-Upper-Middle-Class Man Unable To Identify Problem With Australian Rugby
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Commodore of the Betoota Sailing Club has revealed to friends this afternoon that he’s
Jeff From The Wiggles Falls Asleep Behind The Wheel Of Big Red Car
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The original ‘Purple Wiggle’ – also known as Jeff Fatt – is in a stable condition today after
Best Man Knows Where The Line Is But Crosses It Anyway During Speech
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being asked repeatedly not to say anything too raucous, a South Betoota tiler has brought
Local Girl Locks New Fling In For Winter With Arguably Premature Couple Shot On The Fucking Grid!
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman, Anna Peters (27) has taken a huge gamble in uploading a captionless selfie with