Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Hipsters From Completely Gentrified Suburb Insist It’s Still Pretty Rough In Some Parts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A group freelance creatives insist that the sterile inner-city coffee-hub they live is actually still a
Gordon Ramsay’s New Book For ‘Fucking Donkeys That Can’t Fucking Cook!’
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just in time for Christmas, esteemed Scottish-born celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has released a new cookbook
Degenerate In Need Of Secret Santa Presents Pays Visit To Local Sex Shop
GREG SANDERS | Culture | Contact His colleagues think he’s funny but it seems Sam Madden is about to that things
“How Do I Tell The Fellas I Want To Stay In Tonight Without Looking Like A Coward?”
PETER SANDSHOE | Socials | Contact Telling The Advocate that he slept like a Stalingrad sentry last night, Sandy Dorematte said he
Local Dad Compromises
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad has had to combine both of his responsibilities today in an effort to
Friends Of Tall Chick Sent To Make Inroads With Tall Bloke
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A South Betoota man who is a fair nudge above-average-height has essentially just been told that
“You’re All Whipped!” Writes Young Professional To Group Chat While Drinking Alone In Seedy Sports Bar
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Nobody wrote back to his 2 pm message asking if anybody was about for beers this
Dad Manages To Make Enough Shepherds Pie To Last Family Entire Week That Mum Is Away
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It is not lost on the teachers at South Betoota primary that the Andersen kids have
Big Boy’s Carb-Heavy Lunch Not Doing Wonders For Productivity
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Barrelling down Adelaide Street in the heart of Betoota’s Financial District, a top-heavy auditor meandered
School Leaver Student Buys 24 Pack Of Ultra-Thin Frangers After Putting Cologne On His Penis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A low-key, completely supervised, midweek social mixer is expected to become a full blown orgy tonight,
Office Man Prematurely Begins Blaming His Degenerate Behaviour On The Silly Season
PETRA GAUDOUX | Summer Cadet | Contact Despite only being halfway through the second financial quarter, an office person has begun blaming
Unconditionally Loyal Mates Lie And Say He Doesn’t Deserve What She’s Done To Him
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Central Betoota was the sight of an enormous gesture of friendship today as loyal mates of