NRL Fans Gather Like Medieval Peasants To Watch A Public Execution Of The Dragons
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The clock tower bells of Brisbane are ringing this afternoon as the city prepares
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Smoked Oyster And Pizza Shape Appetisers Add Pizzaz To Man’s Otherwise Painful Existence
SAM FLEET | Food | Contact Complete with his and hers pre-dinner drinks, a plate of home-made appetisers greeted Glenn Miller as
Heavily-Scuffed Alloy Wheels Offers Insight Into Local Man’s Inability To Drive
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I need a rim job,” he said. “Can I get one here?” Even the spare space-saving
Local Woman’s Passport Photo A Confronting Reminder Of That Weird Emo Phase She Went Through
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT Sophie Yilmaz’s pre-holiday excitement took a hit today after she dusted off her 8-year-old passport
Friend Who Just Got Back From Overseas Seemingly Forgotten How To Say Hello In English
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | CONTACT “Bonjourno,” said Charlotte Simpson-Smith, an Anglo-Saxon Betoota heights woman who just returned back from a two-week
Recent Unpaid Bill Rules Out All Calls From No Caller ID
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ben Ashton’s recent altercations with a telecommunications company have forced his hand when deciding whether
“You Done?” Asks National Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party of Australia has today asked a big question of its political ally and
Dutton Reconsiders Becoming PM After Reading Ex-Pat’s Threat To Never Come Home If He’s Leader
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact John-Michael Tanbar’s lips have been sealed to Berlin’s bosom for nearly a year now
Punter Cuts To Chase And Handballs Tax Return Directly To Online Bookies
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact Sales representative and former crypto-enthusiast Chris Porter (28) recently cut out the middleman and donated his
Directionless 30-Something Drifting Through Life Finds Work As A Life Coach
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact Former call centre employee Charlie Roper (32) has taken to social media to announce she is
Visiting Family Members Choose To Ignore Huge Jug Of Piss Beside Grandpa’s Hospital Bed
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After a recent fall, a local sexagenarian has found himself in Betoota Base Hospital with a
Boomers Welcome Grandchild Into World Who’ll Inevitably Die Because Of Their Environmental Vandalism
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A semi-retired Betoota Grove couple welcomed their first grandchild into the world over the weekend and
The Forgotten Victims Of The Drought: This Brickie Has Had To Work Every Day For Three Years
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “The drought affects a whole range of industries, not just agriculture,” he said. “We might not