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Mature Age Online Student Devastated By Inability To Interrupt Lecturer Mid Sentence

Substitute Teacher Gifts Ethnic Student Nickname For Life During Botched Roll Call

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Substitute teacher Mr Ticehurst became another failing of the education system this week, gifting year 9

Anti-Horse Racing Activist Waits Until Coast Is Clear Before Making Move On Canapés In Office

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Georgia Ainsley finally found the right time to strike at the office spread a short time

Confused Boomers Clutch To Printed-Out Itinerary Hoping It Will Reveal How To Check-In

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “What the fuck is a self-serve check-in kiosk?” she said. Graeme Chambers

HR Forced To Step In After Numerous Complaints About The State Of Colleague’s Desktop

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It’s been a real case of the Mondays for some local Human Resources staff members

Man Emerges From Racetrack Portaloo A Hero After Beating Personal Best Piss Flap Drop Count

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Gold Cup was the scene of many dramatic victories and losses this

Golf Cart Undermines Any Benefits Of Actually Playing Golf

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT ‘Proud gold wife’ mug recipient Lorna Davies (65) was happy to hear her husband was spending

“Kids Have Ridiculous Names These Days,” Says Bruce

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a slow news week draws to the end, publishers everywhere scramble to engage their online

Vape Smoker Treats Himself To An Analog Durrie

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Korin Petersen is the type of young go-getter that grabs the bull’s

Boomer Who Supported Joining The US In 4 Pointless Wars Condemns Americanisation Of Halloween

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Albert Jensen has had just about enough of the Halloween rubbish this week. The 65-year-

Gen X Graphic Designer Renovates Terrace House Car Port For His Prized Saab

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Gillion Andersen has finally shaken his builder’s hand today and put the cherry on top

Local Nurse Sleeps Easy Knowing She’s Paid More Tax Than Qantas And News Corp This Year

INGRID DOULTON | Health | Contact A deep sense of pride washed over Nicole Grayling last night as she finally got into