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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Report: No Love Stronger Than A Dad And The Pet He Vowed He Didn’t Want
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As peers around the kitchen for potential onlookers, local dad John Wauchope gently picks up his
Man Broke Enough To Eat What He Has At Home
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local JobSeeker recipient Benjamin Tooth (29) has reached a new level of being broke. After being
Teenager Tries Vape Just To See If They Like Lifetime Of Nicotine Addiction
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota Heights teenager Melanie Sousa (15) has dipped her toes into the world of vices today
Kid With Nits Easily Identifiable By Overpowering Stench Of Eucalyptus
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Speaking in hushed tones, a group of local mums are today conspiring about whose heathen child
Sharehouse Revolutionises Storage By Keeping Dirty Oven Tray In Oven
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the neverending saga that is sharehouse optimisation, residents of a French Quarter terrace house (known
Real Estate Agent Fails To See Irony In His ‘Justify Your Existence’ Sticker On The Land Rover
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A real estate agent has today failed to see the irony of the ‘Justify your existence’
Bloke Who Used His Unborn Child To Justify A Brand New Ford Ranger Suggests Medium Price Pram
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Not even two years after putting down half a home deposit on an extravagant wedding that
Mate Acting As Though He’s The First Person To Ever Discover This Drink Called A Seltzer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local drinker has today made a suggestion that raised a few eyebrows in his social
Local Woman Two Hours Into Automated Phone Menu Relieved To Hear How Important Her Call Is
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A simple insurance query turned into an hours-long ordeal for hapless customer Eva Stephens; or
Entry To National Parks Should Be Free Says Man Driving On Bitumen Road For Picnic At Lookout
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local outdoor enthusiast by the name of Shawn Williams has today hit out at our
Girls Group Chat Mostly Screenshots Of Other Group Chats And Crying Selfies
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A report conducted by Betoota’s University of Western Queensland has concluded that girls group chats
Group Of 15 Perfectly Groomed Men Sitting Down For Boozy Sunday Brunch Either Gay Or British
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A galaxy of excitable men powering through champagne mimosas at a prominent coffee house in Betoota’