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Dad Still Getting Mileage Out Of Asking Vegan Daughter How They Milk Those Almonds
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In an interconnected world that has seen comedy become a faster moving industry than ever before,
Local Woman On Keto Diet Just Having Strepsils For The Fuck Of It Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In a Wonkarian effort of confectionary creativity, local Keto dieter Sian Levy has claimed to have
Bedtime Procrastination Sees Local Bloke Watching Pakistani Pool Building Videos At 3am
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT After a long day at work, local bloke Ryan Peterson has found himself falling into a
Inner-City Leftie Finds Himself In That Strange Place Again Where He Agrees With Andrew Bolt
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young man from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter is on the same
Cash Only Cafe Makes The Local Pub’s ATM Sound A Lot Closer Than It Is
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In an increasingly cashless economy, it seems the only use for physical cash is to place
Woman Lends RFS A Hand With Backburning And Tosses Her Durry Out The Window
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In a touching performance of civic duty, a local woman has decided to take time out
Bucks Party’s Mandatory Posh English Bloke Actually Quite A Pig
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An assortment of men who don’t really like each other have descended upon Betoota’s
Public Servant With Long Term Permanent Position Laughs In The Face Of Performance Manager
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Department of Main Roads and Transport Office in Betoota Heights was the scene of a
Kid Whose Parents Spent Footy Boot Money On Pokies Glad To Learn It Should Filter Back To Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact An aspiring Socceroo has today spoken to The Advocate about the prospect of playing soccer in
Hungover Uncle Reluctantly Accepts Toddler Niece’s Offer Of A Soggy Half-Eaten Cracker
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A hungover uncle has today had to cave into peer pressure, when he was offered a
Nonna’s Plate Of Chopped Up Fruit Slices Ruined By Distinct Taste Of Onion
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A local child has today learnt a hard lesson in deception after an afternoon spent playing
Fitness First Franchise Under Fire For Not Playing Shitty Rnb Music From Ten Years Ago
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A Betoota Ponds Fitness First is in some serious trouble today after it was discovered that