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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Bartender Prepares Her Vintage SS Uniform Now That Every Unvaxxed Idiot Reckons She’s A Nazi
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hospitality employee in our French Quarter is today preparing herself for the silly season.
Shopping Trip Completed By Hiding Price Tags From Dad
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A mother and daughter have today bonded over conspiring against a tight ass dad, who’s
Man Drinking Double Grapefruit Infused Hazy Malt IPA Turns His Nose Up At Girlfriend’s Seltzer
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A trendy local office worker has offered himself up as a source of momentary amusement today.
Local Kid Completes Day Three of Stakeout Waiting For Sibling To Hit Them Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local child Ryan Fielding has done fucked up. He thought it’d be funny to hit
Type-1 Diabetic Urges People Not To Lump His Superior Kind In With The Unwashed Type-2s
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local tradesman with a largely inconvenient auto-immune condition has made it
Bold Plan To Write More Neatly Abandoned Just Three Pages Into New Notepad
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman Ayla Wilson is ready to turn a new leaf and become that neat person
Husband Returns Backrub At 20% Effort
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT After a long, tedious day at work, sometimes it’s nice to relax a little with
Bloke Who Just Got Released After 8 Year Stint Says These Gambling Ads Are Fucking Criminal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Breathing fresh air for the first time in eight years, recently ex-convict Col Tooth (44)
JB Hi-Fi Celebrates Hiring First Employee To Not Have Spacer Earrings In Their 47-Year History
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Electronics retailer JB Hi-Fi has this week celebrated a surprise milestone during the pandemic, with
Office Boomer Says You Can Pry The USBs From His Cold Dead Hands Before He Uses Cloud Technology
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Old mate Richard Evans is bloody sick of all this talk about converting to cloud technology.
Local Girl Scrolls Through 6 Month Old Messages To Analyse Trajectory Of Failed Relationship
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT When it comes to matters of the heart, sometimes well-adjusted people can act a little
Horror As Local Woman Forgets To View Ex’s New Girlfriend’s Instagram Story Through Fake Burner Account
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Feeling that all familiar stab of fear at the pit of her stomach, local woman Tayla