Bloke Buys Frypan Because He Saw This Fucking Guy's Head On It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man in the market for a new frying pan was ultimately convinced to buy
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Barefoot Investor Mate In Large Group Makes Sure To Get The First Round
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man whose phone always goes flat when it comes time to ordering a DiDi or
Local Woman Who Spewed In Her Cab Home Squashes Some Demons With Bit Of Sunday Arvo Gardening
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Bethany Wilson has done her best to get on the front foot this week. After a
Brisbane To Add Gender Reveal Burnouts Event If Olympics Bid Successful
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As bidding for the rights to host the 2032 Olympics continues, the Queensland capital Brisbane looks
Failing Headlight Bulb Heroically Clings To Life Until Day Before Rego Inspection
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a touching display of strength and determination, a failing headlight bulb has just made it
Local Girl Enters SILENT MODE While Channelling All Her Energy Into Not Throwing Up In Cab
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT At age 27, you’d think local woman Sarah Gardiner would have worked out that slam
Little Cousins Add Spice To Family Gathering By Performing Dance Routine To Very Explicit Song
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A family gathering has this weekend been thrown into a tailspin, as two cousins decided to
Local Man Saves Turtle From Having Straw Pulled Out Of Its Nose By Finding A Bin
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A heroic local man has today done his bit to save a big old sea turtle
Housemate Who’s Subsidised By The Bank Of Mum And Dad Just Flat Out Leaving The Heater On All Day
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Joan of Arc Ladies College alumnus Rachel Bueren (21) states she has never considered herself a
A Side Of McNuggets Get The Call Up As Local Man Commits To This Naughty Meal
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact It is clear as day to staff of Betoota Ponds Maccas that regular customer Aemon Trot
Bill Gates Admits He’s Now Regretting Turning Down Clippy’s Offer Of Relationship Advice
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Bill Gates, or ‘Gatesy’ as he is known by his new mates down at the TAB,
Dad Still Getting Mileage Out Of Asking Vegan Daughter How They Milk Those Almonds
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In an interconnected world that has seen comedy become a faster moving industry than ever before,
Local Woman On Keto Diet Just Having Strepsils For The Fuck Of It Now
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In a Wonkarian effort of confectionary creativity, local Keto dieter Sian Levy has claimed to have