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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Sadistic Gym Owner Makes Sure To Place Hip Abduction Machine In Area With Most Foot Traffic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A sadistic gym owner has today taken it one step too far, by placing a rather
Guy Offered Free Pinger By Dealer Completely Unaware He Is The Canary In The Mineshaft
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local drug purchaser Joseph Johns (22) has tasted the rarest of fruits today as his drug
Local Man Attempts To Avoid All Eye Contact Whilst Doing Physio Prescribed Clamshells In The Gym
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT After spending 30 years living on planet earth, Cameron Barnett understands there is a
Astrology Girl Now A Myers Briggs Woman
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local astrology girl has this week made the natural progression every birth chart analyst takes
Local Nurse Forgets It’s Not Socially Acceptable To Compliment Someone’s Veins Outside Of A Hospital
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local nurse has today forgotten that there are some things best left to the hospital,
Bondi Bloke Who Once Ate A Pinger He Found On The Bar Floor Browses Back Of Cereal Packet For GMOs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local bloke Brendan Buchaneon considers his body a work of art. In fact, he thinks everything
Advertising Guru Behind Life Insurance Ad Appears To Have Never Heard A Real Human Conversation Before
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An advertising manager from Boost Agency has shown his true colours this afternoon, by making it
Local Dad Incurs Wrath From Wife After Cracking Open A Packet Of Chips 15 Minutes Before Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local dad has last night copped an absolut walloping after failing to exert enough patience
Woman Struggling To Sleep Browses Facebook To See Which High School Bullies Have Married Poorly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman struggling to sleep has found herself doing a bi annual checkup on her former
Party House On The Hunt For New Roomie Attempt To Subtly Work Out If Applicants Are 420 Friendly
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of party animals have today tried to figure out which housemate applicants are ‘fun’
Kind Hearted Nan Helpfully Reports That She Had A Much Smaller Waistline When She Was Your Age
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has copped some unsolicited comments about her body today, and not from a
Teenager Forced To Deal With ‘Cash’ After Getting Birthday Card From Nanna
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While attempting to enjoy the first birthday that really stings you in the ribs, the freshly