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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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“I Could Have Cooked This” Says Mum Who Is Either Complaining Or Finally Grasping The Concept Of Restaurants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has today loudly voiced her disapproval, after daring to venture outside of her
2021 Social Distancing Measures Force Papou To File First-Ever Profitable Tax Return
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Betoota’s very own on Flight Path District has played host to an incredible scene today.
Bloke Suddenly Very Capable Of Gender Neutral Pronouns While Debriefing A Boys Night With Misso
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke who has priorly shown no interest in being the least bit progressive, has
Extensive Airbnb Instructions Leaves Woman Wondering What The Fuck Her $120 Cleaning Fee Covers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left wondering if she’s just being an entitled millennial, or
Nepali Pub Chef Learns How To Cook Soupe à Loignon From Scratch With 10 Minute YouTube Tutorial
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In breaking news from one of Betoota’s most iconic watering holes, it can be confirmed
Resourceful Bachelor Saves Money On Chewing Gum By Going To Town On His Hoodie Drawstrings Instead
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke has this week been able to successfully curb his chewing gum habit by finding
Old School Teacher Forces Student To Finish 25 Vapes In Front Of Him After Getting Caught Down At The Cricket Nets
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A year 7 student at Betoota Ponds Sports High has been treated for mild nicotine poisoning
Local Girl’s Attempts To Delay Hair Washing With Slick Bun Sees Her Looking Like Draco Malfoy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Taking a glimpse into her bathroom mirror, local woman Tess Thornton knows she’s pushing it
Mum Visiting From Out Of State Announces She’ll Be Staying With You For Two Weeks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights mum has this week announced to her daughter that not only does she
Local Bloke’s Opinion Becomes Invalid After Requesting Margherita Pizza For Origin Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local French Quarter man has been laughed out of a room full of his friends
Local Stud On 18 Day Towel Streak Argues That It Technically Can’t Be Dirty
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke has today proved he might just be a modern day Socrates, delivering a thought
Local Woman Searching For Lost Item Under Bed Discovers Where All Her DIY Nose Plugs Disappeared To
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to a random hay fever attack, those who suffer from the sniffles can