Old Man Impressed By The Torque But You'd Be Fucked If He'd Ever Buy An Electric Mower
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove retiree has once again found himself caught between genuine admiration for modern technology
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“Wow, A Fenced Playground. What A Perfect Spot To Let My Dumb Fucken Dog Off The Leash And Have A Scroll” Says Local Hooman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Betoota Council has again reminded French Quarter residents that fenced playgrounds are not off-leash dog
Tall Teacher Still Not Sure Why The Kids Keep Asking His Height, And Going Crazy When He Says 6’7
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The resident bean pole at Betoota Heights Primary School has today taken some time to talk
Country Girl At Dog Park Mistakes Dog Whistle For Her Dad’s ‘Come Help Me’ Whistle
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Local woman, Sophie McKay, has cut her catch up at Overall Park short this afternoon after
Local Dad Forced To Give Up Leather Tri-Fold Wallet He’s Cradled Tightly Since 2003
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is in mourning this weekend as he bids farewell to his
New Mum Getting Primary School PTSD After Mother's Group Create Break Off Group Chat Without Her
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact The feelings of rejection are all too real for new mum Claire Portas, who has just
Haha! Local LEGEND Has Got Himself Beer Advent Calendar And He's Not Afraid To Drink It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man with a liver of steel (self-proclaimed) has today splashed out on a
Australian Who Claims To Love Spicy Food Still Not Being Taken Seriously By Asian Restaurants
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Australian man who prides himself on his Bourdain-like taste palette, is still frustratingly unable to
Dog Needing To Vomit Makes Beeline For The Only Patch Of Fabric In Entire Apartment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A dog has this week decided to empty their guts on the worst possible area of
Cash-Strapped Intern Waits Patiently For Someone More Senior To Make First Move On Office Beer Fridge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT After a hard week of unpaid labour, intern Willie Mehan was pretty keen to get stuck
Irish Bloke Unimpressed By Chinatown’s Take On Chinese Food
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Irish bloke on a working holiday visa is very unimpressed with Chinatown's take
Local Woman Feeling Antsy After Sushi Train Does Three Rounds Without A Single Chicken Avo In Sight
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman with the palate of a child was on tenterhooks this lunchtime, as the sushi
Bar Is So Low That Local Woman Impresses Herself By Watching A Full 29 Minute Sitcom
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman has accomplished what seemed impossible after successfully completing a 29 minute sitcom without