Roosters Fan Relieved To Take His Mind Off Government's Abhorrent And Socialist Capital Gains Tax Changes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The mighty Sydney Roosters will throwing the kitchen sink at the New Zealand Warriors when they
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Degenerate Boyfriend Uses Girlfriend’s Expensive Shampoo As Body Wash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Charlie Belmont arrives at work each morning smelling like coconut and murumuru butters – and
Woman Reading Spicy Novel Too Horrified By Description Of Love Interest’s Anatomy To Find It Arousing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman reading one of her naughty novels has yet again herself more repulsed than aroused,
Local Man Craves A Shower Head As Powerful As The Ones Outside The Lifesaving Club
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local surfie has today departed the beach feeling a mixture of envy and resentment after
Households Who Have Their Toilet Paper Delivered Far More Likely To Volunteer For The Greens
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The ABS has today confirmed a direct correlation between households that have their toilet paper delivered
Radicalisation Complete: City Woman Calls Cousin A “Woke Leftie” After Weekend At Folks Place Watching Sky News
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Sophie Heffernan (34) has returned from what was meant to be a relaxing stay with her
Woman’s Phone Refuses To Tap On Bus After Sensing There's A Long Line Of People Waiting Behind Her
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman is beginning to suspect her phone is out to get her, as she
Woman With Tight-Arse Parents Both Grateful And Resentful Of Their Sudden Generosity Toward The Grandkids
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who grew up with extremely tight arse parents is unsure if she should be
Boomer Outraged By Barista’s Milk Question For Some Reason
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A collectively loathed local Baby Boomer is absolutely beside himself once again after a barista asked
Genius Bar Person Tries To Hide Their Disgust At State Of Customer’s AirPods
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Seeing bodily fluids comes with the territory if you’re a medical doctor, but as a
‘Thought Leader’ On LinkedIn Forgets To Australianise All The American Words ChatGPT Uses
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Chris Manning, a senior strategist at one of Betoota’s more traditional advertising agencies, KHJM/WP,
Podcast Host And Guest Cut The Awkward Compliments And Just Start Passionately Making Out
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Rob Zigna, producer of popular podcast, SayMore, found himself in quite an awkward position in the
Report Finds 65% Of Rural Mums Suffer The Irrational Fear Of Someone Stealing Their Trolley
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Kleptophobic mothers across the greater Betoota region are feeling somewhat validated today after a report out