Australia's Descends Even Further Into Communism As New Laws Ban Money Laundering Through Property Market
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Real Estate agents across the country are furious this week, after the Federal Government once again
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“Why Should Indigenous People Get Special Treatment” Asks Man Who Makes Bank Off Franking Credits And Negatively Gears 4 Investment Properties
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man who describes himself as having an ‘engrained sense of fairness’ has today explained to
Sweet Potato Called In Like Theatre Understudy Waiting For Big Break
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With a potato shortage rocking the world, sweet potato has been called in to officially bask
Drunken Teenager Personally Testing The Strength Of Every Single Sign On Street
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Inebriated youth Lewis Lumpley (16) is doing his bit for his community tonight by personally testing
Streaming Service Now Recommending Easter Classics Whatever The Fuck They Are
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Streaming services are getting right into something allegedly called ‘the Easter Spirit’ by recommending some Easter
Mate With Quiet Love Life Fires Up Group Chat To Gauge Early Interest In Attending Magic Round
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A helpless Bachelor is attempting to fill his calendar tonight as he looks for
VX Celebrates First Successful Month Of Ruining High School Parties
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Due to current times being tough, VB went ahead and released a new beer because we
Bloke Who’s Been Burnt By Good Friday’s No Alcohol Rule Buys Enough To Last Through Apocalypse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has today shown some rare initiative, proving that he is actually capable
Young Liberal Forced To Cancel Niseko Ski Trip Because Dad Wants Him In London For Coronation
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A young Liberal hoping to get in some late season shred will have to forget about
Local Cafe Loses Trading Licence After Turning $12 Ham and Cheese Croissant Into French Quesadilla
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A cafe in Betoota’s central business district has been reported to authorities today
Report: Mum Simply Cannot Have You Losing Another Umbrella
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Mother Nature once again reminding you that she can kill you with the liquid that
Caravan Park Comedian Tells Young Fella To Just Leave That In The Back Of My Trailer Thanks Mate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The King of a Coffs Harbour caravan park has enjoyed a bit of a
Report: Your Most Treasured And Formative Years Now An Average Party Theme
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In what may be the most well-catered sign that you are getting older, your most