Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Local Woman Unable To Identify Who’s A Bad Bitch Anymore Since Lip Smacker Jewel Lips Were Discontinued
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds millennial woman has today revealed she has no idea who the ‘baddest bitches’
Employee Asking For Pet Leave Asked If They Have Rocks In Their Head Where Their Brain Should Be
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A somewhat junior employee at a local mid-tier domestic public relations firm has surprised their human
Concreter Fired After Successfully Passing Drug Test
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has been forced to start looking for a new job this week,
Changing A Mate’s Name In Group Chat After They’ve Done Something Cooked, Always Funny
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A study conducted by Betoota Polytechnic University on social trends has concluded that changing your mate’
Local Millennial Has An Existential Crisis After Radio Host Refers To Linkin Park As ‘Classic Rock’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has found himself having a mini meltdown in his car this morning, after
World Shocked To Learn The English Like To Whinge
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a cricketing event that has managed to capture the attention of even people too cool
Report Calls For Architects Of Robodebt To Be Treated As Guilty Until They Prove Innocence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A damning report into the awful and illegal government scheme that was Robodebt has been handed
Cost Of Living Crisis Means Macarons Are Out Of The Question For Whoever The Fuck Buys Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With essentials like GP visits, groceries, petrol and a bag of chips for Friday night footy
“Wow It Tastes Like Hubba Bubba” Says Local Bloke Yet To Experience The True Reckoning Of A Night On Soju
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local uni student is about to experience the destructive force of Korean rocket
Entrepreneur Who Stockpiled TP in Lockdown Now Buying Up Glittery Cowboy Hats Before Taylor Swift
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s next Mike Cannon-Brooks has jumped at a lucrative business opportunity this week
Woman Who Brushed Teeth To Stop Late Night Snacking Finds Herself Rummaging In Cupboard Again At 11pm
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week been thwarted by her feeble attempt to stop snacking, as
Melbourne Boys Congregating On Phillip Island Beach Mistaken As Part Of Penguin Parade
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Tourists eager to see penguins on Phillip Island beach have gotten more than they bargained for