Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Boys Come Together To Farewell 5’5 Mate Who’s Off To The North Pole To Work In Santa’s Factory
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A couple of all-time legends put on a brave face last night as they assembled down
Everyone In Friendship Circle All Weddinged Out By Time Stragglers Gets Engaged
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A mid-thirties friendship circle has mustered up what little enthusiasm they have left as the last
Old School Tradie Takes His First Solid Shit Since 1996 After Drinking Water Instead Of Ice Coffee
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota builder, Dolph Kennyson (62) has today experienced the unfamiliar sensation of laying cable for the
“Gen Z Aren’t Going To The Pub” Says Publican Selling Jugs That Cost More Than An MDMA Cap
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It appears that millennials have officially handed over the ‘killing an industry’ baton to Gen Z,
Foreign Tradie Mocked By Foreman For Completing Job Quickly And To A High Standard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Dutch roofer has been chastised by his boss this morning for completing a roofing job
Maccas 30 Days Of Deals Sees Local Bargain Hunter Attempt His Own Supersize Me Mission
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A brave local man has today spoken to The Advocate about the biggest month of his
Local Woman Celebrates Black Friday By Buying Quite A Few ‘Washed Potatoes’ At Self Serve
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As today officially marks ‘Black Friday’, people all around the nation are helping themselves to savings
Starving Bloke Halfway Through 18 Holes Runs the Roulette on Roast Beef & Cheese Sambo From Pro Shop
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A weekend warrior has decided to risk his life this afternoon by tucking into
Bloke Having Dart And Energy Drink In Sun Enjoying A Tasting Flight Of Future Illnesses
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Betootan sampled a tasting flight of future illnesses today as he started his day
Arrival Of Fireball Shots At Work Christmas Party Informs Big Fella It’s Now Okay To Untuck The Shirt
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local big unit has let out a seismic sigh of relief this evening
Local Introvert Rehearses Polite “No thanks” Gesture 200 Metres Before Encountering Charity Pest
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local introvert Dylan Fernie (28), has reportedly spent over 2 minutes rehearsing the elusive “no thanks”
Excitable Local Idiot Once Again Finds Himself Agreeing To Early Morning Weekend Exercise
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds bloke has yet again proven that he doesn’t really know himself that