Club Playmaker Cops A Spray For Skipping Weekend Footy To Propose To His Girlfriend
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s most exciting young halfbacks is expected to be sanctioned this
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Overstimulated Gen Z Trying To Read At Beach Accidentally Swipes Up On Page Of Her Book
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bizarre incident that perfectly encapsulates the complete decimation of gen-z’s attention span , Samantha
Research Confirms The Original GHD Hair Straighteners Are the Nokia 3310 Of Hair Styling, Unbeatable And Indestructible
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT INVINCIBLE: Researchers have officially confirmed what we all secretly suspected: the original GHD hair straighteners
Australia Day Loyalist Fights Off That Hollow And Sad Feeling He Gets When Thinking Too Deeply About All Of This
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I WILL HAVE FUN TODAY! After years of protest, the Indigenous community have made it clear
Millennial That Grew Up In The Early 2000s Drought Still Winces At Thought Of Using Full Flush
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT 34 year old Noah Cheshire, a self-proclaimed survivor of the early 2000s drought, is still unable
Strava Announces Launch Of New Walking Home Pissed From The Pub Feature
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a groundbreaking move to cater to the vast number of Aussies who get the majority
16-Page Hens Itinerary Will Be Nowhere As Fun As Best Man’s Plan For “Golf, Maybe The Rippers?’
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT WHAT A DAY: As the big day approaches, the stark contrast between the best man’
Jetstar Delay So Long Man Has Time To Blitz Through A Bestseller In W.H Smith
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke has finally managed to tick an international bestseller off his reading
Bloke On New Years Health Kick Forced To Buy New Lunch Box Like He’s In Year 4 Again
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A grown man has been spotted testing the structural stability of a Bluey lunch
Woman Who Thought She Was Just Watching A Movie About Hunky Dudes Wrestling Leaves Cinema Emotionally Damaged
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who went to see the iron claw with the pure intention of watching some
Mounted Policeman Quietly Dreams Of The Day He Gets To Shoot Some Outlaw From Horseback Like A Real Cowboy
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local mounted policeman has spoken anonymously to The Advocate this afternoon about a secret desire
Girl Ruins Day By Getting Angry At Hypothetical Scenario She Constructed About Love Interest She Hasn’t Met
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some truly fucked mental gymnastics, a Betoota Heights woman has managed to fuck up her
Ikea Releases Stunning New Bachelor Themed Decor Range
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Swedish furniture brand Ikea has been lauded for their new inclusive catalogue this week, after unveiling