As the nation’s month of tennis consumption begins to peak, questions have been raised about Rafael Nadal’s inability to purchase a decent set of underwear.

This comes after the 20 time Grand Slam champion continues his pre-serve ritual of pulling his wedgie out of his chiselled Spanish bottom.

The Spanish tennis icon famously performs a pre-serve ritual involving combing each side of his hair behind his ears, wiping sweat from his brow, bouncing the ball a prescribed amount of times, and off course, pulling his wedgie out.

“I get that it’s his thing, but surely he can invest in some decent undies. He’s worth that much that I’m sure he could get state of the art ones that have decent elastic in the leggings that don’t go to shit and ride up your cheeks,” said a spokesperson named Phil Philson down at the Lord Kidman Hotel in Betoota’s Old City District.

His female colleague sitting next to him enjoying a 12 dollar parmi lunch special named Georgie Hing weirdly said she doesn’t have that much of an issue with it.

“Haha he’s such an Adonis I don’t even care,” she laughed.

“What a dreamboat,” she followed up staring off into the distance.

“Maybe he should get some of your Dugongs Smugglers or some shit though.”

It’s not known if the request will be passed on to the Spanish Bull.


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