Report: Kieran Reckons He Fucking Sent It Last Night Aye

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT

A new report has emerged this morning claiming that Kieran Wilson went ‘full send’ last night.

That allegation stems from the mouth of the man himself, who just proclaimed to a few mates down at a French Quarter cafe that he ‘fucking sent it last night aye.’

Rolling in a reasonable time before midday to touch base with some friends he had seen for a couple of weeks, Kieran decided to treat the two tables flanking his own to a vague rundown of what’s happened in the last 18 hours or so.

“Farkkkkkkkk (sic),” said Kieran taking a sip from the room temperature table water.

“We fucking gave it a nudge aye.”

“Like proper sent it.”

“Was a good send too.”

Kieran’s friends, who also had a bit of a go last night, nodded, waiting for Kieran to use a descriptive word other than send, or nudge.

“Early evening work drinks, into the Pogo Stick, into kick ons at Phil’s, into bed just before the sun.”

“I’m not in a great way to be honest.”

“We on for tonight?”