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A Betoota Heights man has today been left to do a bit of soul searching, after a major fuck up at his work.
Brenton Hallis (29) has been told to go and take his skills elsewhere, being given his marching orders from the Betoota Industrial Park Mt Franklin warehouse.
The cause for his employment termination comes after he actually put a few bubbles in a batch of Lime Mt Franklin's.
Labelled as Lightly Sparkling, the cans are famous for having the vaguest hint of an allegation of bubbles inside them.
And that is something that employees at the warehouse are made aware of on day one.
"No more than a 2 seconds on the giant soda stream button for the vat," explained the manager warehouse manager.
"And he's gone ahead and carbonised the shit out of it."
"I poured out one of the cans and it looked like the first sip would make your eyes water."
"It's just not good enough and unfortunately we have a one strike policy for this kind of stuff."
Brenton was understandably unavailable for comment.
More to come.