Mate Who Reckons They Don’t Make Good Movies Anymore Still Quite Keen For DiCaprio, Penn And Del Toro

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A local cinephile has today made a stunning revelation.

Alistair Wilson (31) from our town’s new EV capital has explained to the group chat that he’s keen to book tickets to the new DiCaprio movie.

The famously picky, self proclaimed movie critic, has informed a few of the boys that One Battle After Another should actually be ‘a goer.’

“Apparently it’s legit,” said Alistair, who often likes to rag on new releases.

“Film of the year I’m hearing, so I better go and see if it gets my tick of approval,” laughed Alistair.

With the group roundly agreeing that a midweek movie night would actually be pretty tight, Alistair put his best foot forward for a local community award by booking tickets for his cohort.

“Mate, it looks mad,” said Trent, his less learned and cultured friend who has never watched a movie with subtitles in his life.

“Lots of guns and shit.”

“And any excuse to delete a large popcorn, a litre of full strength soft drink and a packet of maltesers works for me,” laughed Trent.

While Alistair admitted he’s also partial to some treaties under the big screen, it’s more the masterful story telling that he’s keen to get around.

“They are calling it a LOCK for multiple Oscars,” said Alistair.

“Which doesn’t necessarily mean it is a brilliant film, so I will be the judge of whether it’s the best movie of the year.”

“Anything with DiCaprio, Del Toro, Penn and directed by PTA (Paul Thomas Anderson simply cannot be bad I don’t think.”

“Keen.”

More to come.