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A local geezer from shores afar has this week received a multitude of thanks for his efforts to brighten everyone’s day.
Ainsley Gerald (32), a man who works in recruiting in Betoota’s Old CBD, has been praised for his stunning 30 minute conversation on the train to Betoota Plains last night.
Heading out to visit a mate from the Betoota Mutts Rugby Club who lives just outside town, Gerald reportedly spent the majority of the journey loudly discussing every element of his personal life on the phone.
“Yeah it was fantastic to be a fly on the wall for that,” said a tired local commuter sitting two rows back from Gerald.
“To hear about how he hooked up with some worldie from Brazil before sneaking out of her place because she snored, was just HILARIOUS man.”
“There’s nothing better than being forced to listen to someone loudly talk on the phone while the carriage looks around irritably at each other.”
Another members of the commute said they were also really glad to be a part of the moment in time.
“I really enjoyed when he spoke about his football team for about 5 minutes,” she said.
“To get an insight into the inner workings of Crystal Palace was amazing.”
“I really hope I get to be on the train with him again.”