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Lunch With Mum Not Complete Without Her Saying The Roguest Comments About Strangers
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Local woman Emily Norwood, 29, sat down for what she thought would be a nice lunch with her mum, only to realise she had unknowingly signed up for an unsolicited critique of every person who passed by their table.
Emily, who had innocently suggested a midweek catch-up at her local Westfields, spent the next hour pretending sighing and nodding, as her mum Helen, spent the entire time roasting the appearance of people passing by – despite being no rose garden herself.
“Jesus Christ, look at the shorts up her arse”, commented Helen, loud enough for everyone in the cafe to hear, “leaves nothing to the imagination, does it?”
“Nobody dresses nicely anymore. You all look like you’re wearing bloody pyjamas.”
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