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Local Woman Alerts Followers She Has Antisocial Tendencies By Changing Instagram DP To A Glamorous Cartoon

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An attractive French Quarter woman with a flair for the dramatics has today completed the unhinged hot girl cycle, by changing her Instagram display photo to a glamorous cartoon, it’s reported.

Showing our reporter an image of a Bratz girl recreating the famous scene from Jennifer’s Body where Megan Fox burns her tongue, Avenue Manning, 25, says she resonates with the character. Plus, the image is just really cute.

“I was originally thinking of an angsty looking anime girl”, explains Averie, “but I think the Bratz doll gives me a more bad girl aesthetic.”

Averie says she plans on keeping the profile image for a while, that is until she has a bad day and decides to deactivate her Instagram account for the second time this year.

More to come.