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A pair of young lovers are this week revelling in their newfound freedom.
After a couple of years of half heartedly committing to the foodie lifestyle, Inaya Singh and Aaron Rodgers have finally thrown in the towel and submitted to meal kit service EveryPlate.
The young couple from our town’s rapidly gentrifying Flight Path District confirmed to The Advocate that they are going to start being true to themselves.
“Mate, I’ve got enough shit going on in my life,” laughed.
“So does Inaya. So I think it’s time we just take the fuss out of making dinner.”
“Trying to create some michelin star masterpiece on a Tuesday night is just an unnecessary hassle.”
“And I feel like we very rarely actually land the manoeuvre.”
“We bought an absurd amount of ingredients for dinner the other night,” laughed Aaron.
“Yeah, look Wagyu Beef Tataki with Miso-Truffle Dressing and Yuzu Ponzu Slaw was probably a bit extra,” chimed Inaya.
“A little over the top.”
“Pretty happy with this new EveryPlate set up tbh.”
“Food on the door step. Deliciously simple and easy meals. Don’t have to think about whether we’ve got some random spice we used 6 months ago.”
“Bellisimo.”
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