Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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PM: “All You Have To Do Is Disappear Completely For A Week And They Forget All About You”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the walls begin to fall in around the New South Wales premier Gladys
Local Girl Briefly Toys With The Idea Of Putting Arms Through Sleeves Of Jacket Draped Over Shoulders
INGRID DOULTON | Culture | Contact A popular local fashion blogger has spoken of how she once considered putting her arms through
Bondi Man Reckons Sooking Westies Should Have A Go In Life And Maybe One Day They’ll Live Near A Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Bondi man who has nipples the size of pikelets has told The Advocate
Queenslander Really Feeling Sorry For Everyone Down South Who Weren’t Taught Basic Hygiene
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Okay now a bit of soap” says local Queensland mother-of-3 Florence Di Roma (44)
JB Hi-Fi Celebrates Hiring First Employee To Not Have Spacer Earrings In Their 47-Year History
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Electronics retailer JB Hi-Fi has this week celebrated a surprise milestone during the pandemic, with
Former Anarchist Sighs After Catching Reflection And Seeing He’s Become A Bugaboo-Pushing Yuppie Sell Out
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man who was once suspected of blowing up a Diamantina Credit
“Go The Doggies!” Yells Cabra Keneally While Wearing A Western Bulldogs AFL Scarf At Belmore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The soon-to-be-crowned Labor candidate for the electorate of Fowler in South-West Sydney
Cabra Keneally Begins Western Sydney Campaign By Ordering A Mongolian Lamb At Vietnamese Joint
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT All the critics who said a career Labor politician from Sydney’s Northern Beaches wouldn’t
Sydney Bloke Sorts Out A Charcuterie Board And Some Light Refreshments For Cute Little Picnic
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT For the first time in a long time, a Sydney-based man is excited for a
Woman Who’s Inhaled Blueberry Vape Into Lungs For 18 Months Questions Long-Term Effects Of Jab
EMMELINE EDGERTON | Culture | CONTACT YOU JUST DON’T KNOW: With only 84 citizens turning out to the Homebush Vax Hub
Acre-Chaser Begins Quest To Start A Farming Dynasty By Complimenting Jackaroo’s Unironed Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Acre-Chaser, Tilly Augustus (25), left home on Saturday to embark on a 5-year-
Epidemiologist Prepares To Fade Away Into Obscurity As They Warn People To Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local epidemiologist has told The Advocate today that they’re preparing to fade