Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Local Fuckwit Buys Himself A Fuckwit Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s biggest fuckwits has gone out and bought himself a
37-Year-Old NRL Player Tossing Up Between Retirement Or 3-Year Contract With The Tigers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A late-30s professional rugby league player has now reached that point in his career where
George Christensen’s Ears Prick Up After Hearing That Queensland Has Legalised Youth In Asia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Manilla George Christensen has told reporters, albeit sheepishly, that his ears
DAILY: Nuclear Submarines, Crying In Public & NZ Fires A Shot At Us – September 17
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
China Panics After Learning They’ve Only Got 25 Years Until Australia Gets 8 New Submarines
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT According to Scotty From Marketing’s newest announcement aimed at drowning out the news that Christian
Dan Promises To Remove Troops From Demilitarized Zone At Wodonga Once 90% Jab Rate Is Achieved
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some end in sight for the border community of Albury-Wodonga today. With the
“You Don’t Actually Believe In This Shit, Do You?” Asks Unmasked Uber Driver
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local Uber driver has kicked off the obligatory conversation that comes with the
“Actually, Maybe The Hunter Might Be A Better Fit For Our Kristina” Says Labor Party
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a week of pretending they aren’t hearing the very real concerns from their supporters
New Zealand Says Keith From New Plymouth Will Shoot Any Aussie Sub That Enters Kiwi Waters
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Look out! There are some fighting words from across the ditch today! Following the news of
Tabloids In Overdrive After First Confirmed Sighting Of Lleyton & Bec Since 2014 Melbourne Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s bottom drawer of journalism has today been gifted a scoop that may keep them
Experts Say Crying In Public And Going On Paid Leave Unlikely To Make This Problem Go Away
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A study conducted by our town’s peak scientific body, the South Betoota Polytechnic
Mate, Have A Look Around… No One Gives A Fuck About Your Foreign Made Nuclear Submarines
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news that millions of locked down residents have been dying to hear, Australia will have