Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Barnaby Says Main Concern For His Party Is Protecting Jobs Of Regional Australians In Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Prime Minister of Australia has today revealed the reason behind the Nationals hesitation on
“What’s This For?” Asks Rockhampton Landscaper After Being Offered A Jab At His Local Bunnings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A huge spike in Queenslanders have received a jab at Bunnings after the state health department
Perrottet Cops Thousands Of Emails From Hungover Sydney Voters Urging Him To Shut Pubs Back Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long 16 weeks of financial ruin and medical misinformation, the state of New South
National Party In Crisis After Having To Work An Eight Hour Day
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dry drunk MPs that make up the mining arm of the coalition government are reportedly
The Betoota Advocate Podcast: Andy Griffiths
One of Australia’s most treasured authors, Andy Griffith joins the podcast to talk about his storied career. Starting off as a punk rock vocalist in Melbourne, before becoming a school teacher in the bush – and then pivoting into the nation’s first punk rock figure in children’s literature.
Arts Graduate Feeling A Little More Motivated After At Least Getting Auto-Reply To Job Application
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a few long months of fretting about her future, things are looking up for Kristen
Sydney University’s Languages And Cultures Department Now Offering Pig Latin As A Subject
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a recent survey has show that there wasn’t one early-20s white hipster that
Hungover Uncle Identified As ’The Golden Goose’ For Kids With Fundraiser Choccies To Offload
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local group of children have learnt a good and honest lesson about capitalism today whilst
Boomer Makes Noise Complaint On Self After Laughing Too Loud At Fawlty Towers
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Local property developer Jim McGoon (66) has bitten into his own forbidden fruit today as he
Nightclub Entry Stamp Prompts Hungover Woman To Consider A Cute Little Arm Tattoo
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Local woman Savannah Hobbs isn’t really a fan of tattoos, but a nightclub entry stamp
People Pleaser Takes On 3rd Degree Burns Rather Than Tell Hairdresser What’s Happening To Scalp
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT For local woman Millie Connor, the idea of being assertive leaves her feeling a little anxious.
Boyfriend Describes Repulsive Human Being As A ‘Good Bloke Deep Down’
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A Betoota Heights local has today exhibited some pretty questionable morals by vehemently defending his shifty