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Dan Andrews Grants The Old Toffs Of Toorak Their Wish To Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The most locked-down city in the world will emerge finally from their latest
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Absolute Fucken Dropnuts Doesn’t Want To Get The Jab Because He’s Scared
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A proud Queenslander who reckons he could smoke more bongs than any other bloke in his
North Queenslander All For A Laugh But Calling His Hometown ‘Clownsville’ Will Result In Hands
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a day and age where everyone loves having a whinge about ‘not being able to
“And You Call Yourself A Cronulla Boy!” Scowls Adam Bandt After PM Greens Out During Net Zero Negotiations
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has released a short statement this afternoon saying he regrets going
Nationals Say They Only Listen To Scientists When It Comes To A Virus That Kills Fat Old Men
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Deputy Prime Minister and Nationals leader Barnaby Joyce says his party will deliver a response to
Shock Horror: Former Number 1 NBA Draft Pick Who Dated A Kardashian Thinks He’s Top Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Basketball fans around the world are still reeling today, after revelations that one of the best
“Where I’m From There’s Not A Lot Of Roads Or Airports” Says Gold Coast Man Who Works In Canberra
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In another reminder to the nation that he is trying his very hardest to play a
Fuck Yeah: The Jacarandas Are Back On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In great news for Queenslanders and and a few suburbs in the Southern cities, the jacaranda
Lingering Pause At End Of Awkward Date Prompts Woman To Pop On Kiss Deflecting Mask
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Katter Says The Key To Limiting Carbon Emissions Is Those Big Red River Gums, But Ya Can’t Camp Under Em Because Those Branches Have A Mind Of Their Own, Funny Story Actually, There Was This Bloke Named Chinaman Charlie Who Left Behind Two Wives And 19 Ja
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the National Party wraps up three days of fierce debate over whether or not they