Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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“The Man That Fled To Hawaii During The Bushfires Also Leaks Text Messages” Says World Leaders
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister’s humiliation on the world stage is far from complete, as the
DAILY: Scotty Bites Back, The Chinese President Speaks Out & Scenes At A Rural Racetrack – November 4
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Hunter Valley Limo Drivers Give The Sick Bucket A Rinse Before Sydney Hens Parties Return
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT With flocks of Sydney Hens parties about to flood the Hunter Valley, local limo
Scotty Heads Off For A Few Days In Loch Ness After Learning His Great Aunt’s Second Cousin Lived There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After a big few days of photoshoots, the Prime Minister of Australia has ducked off from
Barnaby Keeps Driving Past Werris Creek Bowlo After Seeing Tony Windsor’s 2003 Diahatsu Copen Out Front
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Deputy Prime Minister was on his way home to Armidale today after a
Anti-Melbourne Cup Activist Keeps The Protest Alive And Heads Out To Mid-Week Races At Kyneton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Fitzroy-based Social Media Activist has taken things to the next level today, by actually
“I Did Not Lie To The US And French Governments” Lies Australian Prime Minister, In Newest Lie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing’s disastrous holiday to Glasgow has gotten even messier today, after it was
“How Can Anyone Vote For This Bozo?” Asks Detached High-Paid PAYG City Worker
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local city worker just cannot wrap their head around the fact that there
Tim Smith’s Dad Organises Hot Shot Barrister To Get Him Off With A Scotch College Section 8
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Liberal MP Tim Smith has received some welcome good news today, with revelations that a mate
Report: Of Course He Managed To Somehow Fuck Up This Submarine Deal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With the Melbourne Cup done and dusted for 2021, all eyes have turned back to Prime
Xi Jinping Says He Has Massive FOMO And Regrets Turning Down Invitation To COP26
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Chinese President Xi Jinping has told reporters in Beijing this morning that he has
DAILY: Getting Up On The Cup, A Social Media Nip And Tuck & Our Very Own Message To The World – November 3
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio