Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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P-Plater Forced To Replace Brake Pads After Squealing Gets Louder Than Stereo
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A local P-Plater has been forced to actually have his brake pads replaced after the
Woman Who Paid For Express Shipping Leaves Parcel At Post Office For 3 Weeks
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The world’s connectivity has brought with it many welcome advances; medicine, restaurant quality food delivered
Scandinavian Noir Writer Almost Makes It Through Script Without Adding Child Trafficking Side Plot
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT New Norwegian crime drama The Berserker hits streaming services this weekend, promising lovers of the Scandi
Finance Bro That Rode The Crypto Wave Now Seen Getting Heavily Into Cashback Apps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Like many twenty somethings who have no hope of getting a house the regular way, local
Using Empty Tinnie As Ashtray Turns Party Into Dangerous Game Of Roulette
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Those who like to live dangerously would have felt right at home at a party in
Craig Kelly’s Rude Head Almost Convinces Local Man To Pay For YouTube Premium
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Today was nearly the day for YouTube watcher Chris Lapido (33) as the image of Craig
1980s Rock Song Waits A Full Two Minutes Before Funky Sax Solo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The new sound may have been discovered today as a vintage rock track from the 1980s
Rural Victorian Town Experiences Tourism Boom After Revealing Ned Kelly Once Stopped There For A Wee
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tears of joy are raining in Northern Victoria today as a small town has learnt their
Bloke Applying For Mortgage Sheepishly Hands Over Bank Statement With Multiple Transfers Titled ‘U R a Dumbcnt’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A Betoota Heights local has today come across as a bit of a dickhead, when his
Hungover Women Continues Tradition Of Comfort Watching Harry Potter While Feeling Like Utter Shit
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | Contact There are some traditions that last the test of time and for local woman Tegan Sowry
Mum Makes Thinly-Veiled Threat To Children To Not Fuck Up Christmas By Catching The Sydney Sneeze
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights mother-of-four has told her children to stay the fuck
Dad Generously Gives Family Exactly 2 Hours And 30 Minutes To Do Their Boxing Day Shopping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Brisbane | Contact A local dad has today been uncharacteristically generous by agreeing to partake in the family’s