Girlfriend Reveals She Hasn't Drunk Any Water Since 2017
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local man, Tyler Butterman (32, Betoota Grove) has today been given a clear insight into just
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Bloke Fairly Certain The Most Bogan Thing He’s Ever Done Is Pay $299 To ‘Encounter Dolphin’ At Sea World
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Under the late morning glare of the Gold Coast sun, Daryl McIntyre stood barefoot on the
Local Dad On Family Holiday Scoping Out Restaurant Exits Like A Real Life Hitman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local dad has caught himself walking a mile in someone else’s shoes today. Enjoying
St Kilda Original Still Blames Scotty Cam For All These Fuckwit Yuppies Moving In
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local motorocycle mechanic, Duke Inkerman (70) has lived in St Kilda since well before the invention
Victorian Government To Fix The Housing Crisis By Replacing Commission Flats With $2m Units
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Victorian Government has today announced that it will solve the housing crisis once and for
Animal Rights Groups Rejoice As Brunswick Street Now Hosts More Greyhounds Than Sandown Dog Track
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A report conducted by Animal Welfare Melbourne (AWM) has this week revealed that the number of
Uni Student Who Went On Family Holiday To Europe Most Likely To Steal From Woolies For Some Reason
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Speaking from the French Quarter this morning, Benedict Charlesworth has today revealed to The Advocate how
Geolocation Reveals Where Girlfriend Disposed Of Boyfriend’s Air Fryer Ahead Of Dinner Party
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Authorities have today confirmed a local boyfriend’s worst fears, after his precious air fryer was
Smug Man Who Doesn’t Carry A Wallet Around Anymore Apparently Not Fussed About Having 7% Battery At All Times
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has proven he really does have nerves of steel, after yet again venturing
Dad Shocked To Receive OOO Autoreply From Wife Enjoying First Girls Weekend In Two Years
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has today confirmed he is hopeless without his wife after sending a panicked
Israeli Rugby Increasingly Concerned That Netanyahu Will Ruin Their Chances Of Ever Playing The All Blacks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The Israeli rugby community have joined other left wing Israelis on the streets of Tel Aviv
Apple Maps Woman Not Ceding An Inch To Google Maps Boyfriend On First Holiday Together
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A holidaying local couple are facing their biggest relationship test yet, it can be confirmed today.
Report: Australia’s Housing Crisis Could Be Easily Fixed By Just Tripling The Goldie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Finally, some action on housing! After a decade of millennials being forced to grin and bare