Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
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Reserve Bank Puts Off Plunging Country Into Intergenerational Recession For Another Quarter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The time for panic is near but it is not today, that’s the
CSIRO Launch Experiment To Examine Whether Politicians Are Physically Capable Of Saying Sorry
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s peak scientific body has today announced a landmark study, aimed at answering one
Friendly Goth From School Now Proud Mother Of Two Darling Little Goths Of Her Own
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A red-lipped ‘Black Veil Bride’ has resurfaced on Facebook this week, uploading a
PM Give Press Club Address: “Not Far From Here, Scum Journalists Like You Are Met With Bullets”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minster Scotty From Marketing has today had strips torn from him by the National Press
Scotty Announces New Cash Bonus For Aged Care Workers That Increases Every Time One Of Them Dies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With the election just around the corner, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has decided to put on
Queenslanders Call For A Foreign Ownership Ban On Property Investors From Down South
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As property prices continue to surge around the country, the Sunshine State has today asked our
Nation Urged To Take Into Account That Kyng Has Been Up For Three Days
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australians are being urged to take into account today that Australian Open doubles champion
Girlfriend Expects MAFS/Euphoria Marathon Will Keep Her Up Even Later Than Nadal/Medvedev Did
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has tonight kicked her boyfriend out of the lounge room, for a back
“Now Isn’t A Good Time, My King,” Says PM As Brian Houston Asks Where His OAM Is This Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has been forced to duck questions from his greatest mentor this
Channel 9 Producers Worry MAFS Won’t Be Able To Top Last Two Weeks Of Confrontational Tantrums
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s major television networks has today revealed that they are seriously concerned
Joe Rogan Fan Says Fuck Neil Young… Sweet Caroline Is Overrated Anyway
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Joe Rogan fan has today announced that he reckons that old coot can get fucked
Scomo Picks Up His Battered Copy Of ‘The Game’ In Effort To Appeal To Women Come Election Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime minister Scott Morrison is alleged to have sifted through his bottom drawer for his copy