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Cricket Australia Board Meet To Discuss How They Can Run A Fuck On Their Negotiations With JL
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some of the most self-interested sirloin-eating barnacles that cling to the walls
Friend’s Weekly Dating Escapades Now More Complex Than The Entire Marvel Cinematic Universe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today reached breaking point after yet again failing to remember who the
Katter: “The Price Of Bread Is Solely Dependant On Whether Con From Samios Grocers In Cloncurry Has Done His Arse On The Punt Over The Weekend. Once Upon A Time He Used To Bake The Stuff Himself, But, Ya Know, Old Con’s Slowing Down A Bit Nowadays. It’s N
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian media continues to work themselves into a fit of hysteria over the fact
High-Top Converse Wearing Fraud Not Even Addicted To The Shindig
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The terms Blood, Sugar, Sex and Magik are completely lost on a Betoota Heights
Albo Admits He Lost Track Of Market Price For Bread When The Vietnamese Arrived In Marrickville
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT On top of the very public accusation that he is a ‘horrible psycho’ who ‘nobody trusts’
Tearful Scotty Makes His Way To The Concierge Desk After Losing Jenny In The Middle Of Woolies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After copping some major flak for not knowing the price of milk or bread, a determined
“Peter Van Onselen, Network 10 News. Mr Lowe, Is It True That In 1981, You Set A Homeless Man On Fire Outside A Sydney Nightclub, Carjacked A Young Mother And Then Sped Off With Her 6-Month-Old Still Strapped In The Back?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Journalism’s rudeboy Peter Van Onselen has ambushed another guest at the National Press
6-Month Old Labradoodle Blindsided By Afternoon Photoshoot With Owner’s Recently Single Brother
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An adorable Labradoodle puppy has been entangled in a man’s quest for love
PM Ditches Dorky Dad Alter Ego Before Election In Favour His True Detached Eastern Suburbs Cash Pig Persona
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After being ambushed yesterday at the National Press Club with questions regarding the cost
“Geez, You Should See Some Of The Shit We’ve Texted Each Other” Laughs Rest Of Nation’s Premiers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact After being politically sledgehammered with some very personal insults yesterday, it looks as though things could
Nation’s Horrible Psychos Distance Themselves From Scott Morrison
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A leading spokesperson for Australia’s most horrible and fraudulent psychos has today released a statement
DAILY: Scotty Gets Roasted, Tension In QLD & A Local Goth – February 2
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio