Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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Random Message From Long Lost Mate About Good Ol Days Suggests He’s Broken Up With The Missus And Those Days Are BACK
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact A local man has meekly tried to reignite a friendship after pulling a disappearing act
Alpha Female Facing Unprecedented Backlash For Cruel Comment Reckons What?? I’m Just Being Honest
EFFIE BATEMAN | Local News | Contact Self-confessed ‘strong woman’ Mia Edmondson reportedly laid down an absolute shocker of a comment
Barnaby Argues That It’s Un-Australian To NOT Think Your Boss Is “A Stupid Fucken Galah”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The unsinkable Barnaby Joyce has defended comments he made about his boss Prime Minister
Small Town Begging For Another Pub Musician Other Than Damo
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Two hours south-east of Betoota in the Channel Country stab capital of Mt. Quilby, residents
Local Woman Sighs As Husband Spots His Most Degenerate Mate The Moment They Arrive At Party
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Beth Arthur has let out an audible sigh and muttered “for fuck’s sake” under
Man Refers To Partner As “The Missus” Doesn’t Respect Self, Either
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota Heights couple Martha and Morris McKenzie have a special relationship, spanning five decades with the
Qantas CEO Alan Joyce Tells Mark McGowan: “Oiy Ghatta Lheok Afteh Moy Fooken Sharrholdars, Boddy!”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Qantas CEO Alan Joyce has distanced himself from remarks he made earlier today about
“Excuse Me Sir, What Are You Doing In This Salon? Please Stop Touching That Woman’s Hair!”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hairdressers in a Mornington Peninsula salon have been left in a state of shock today, after
Neil Young Boycotts NOVA Over Fitzy Spreading Misinformation About How Good He Was At Footy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Famous American folk singer Neil Young wants the Nova Radio Network to choose: Fitzy or him.
Scotty From Marketing Now On Par With Johnny Sins For Amount Of Different Jobs He’s Tried Out
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Scott Morrison has today been photographed playing hairdresser, in what is yet another bizarre ploy to
Pauline Whips Out The Burqa Again After Embarrassing Encounter With Wasp Nest
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a story that would have dominated the newscycle in simpler times, One Nation founder and
Dutton Tells People Of FNQ They Should Get Emergency Updates From Their Local Triple M Station Because The ABC Just Can’t Be Trusted
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton has ramped up his cold war against the