Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
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DAILY: Barnaby Laughs Off New Scandal, Canberra Insider Off To Antarctica & Local Romantic Spices Things Up – February 8
Clancy Overell and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Winter Olympics Reject Claims That 90% Of Their Events Were Only Invented In The Last Few Years
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The third day of competition at the Beijing 2022 Winter Olympics is underway, in a region
Federal Government Scrap ICAC Bill After Seeing How Easily People Can Get Hold Of Their Text Messages
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The government has confirmed today that it will abandon an election promise to establish a commonwealth
Local Romantic Makes A Few Lifestyle Changes After Learning Girlfriend Is Into Sickly String-beans
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has had his whole worldview turned on its head after finding out that
Advisor Who Said Washing A Woman’s Hair Was A Good Idea Is Enjoying New Role In Antarctica
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A former advisor to the Prime Minister has told The Advocate that he’s
Report: Former Skinny Jeans Guy Now A Jewellery Guy
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A bloke who used to be known for his love of spray on jeans has successfully
Littleproud Makes Peace With McCormack By Gifting Him A Genuine Chinchilla Watermelon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Our town’s local member turned up at his former boss’ place this morning
Leaked Texts Not That Stressful For Bloke That Got Sacked By High Court With A Pregnant Mistress
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The unsinkable Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has returned back to work today, without any thought
WEEKLY: Scotty Loses Touch, #breadgate, Positive Finance News & More – February 7
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Cricket Australia Drops Off A Carton At Barnaby’s Office As A Thank You For Distracting Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The national cricketing body has today raised eyebrows, by making sure to sort out a case
North QLD Liberal Warren Entsch Apologises In Advance For Any Texts Where He Called PM A Fucken No Good Mouth-Breathing Halfwit With Shit For Brains
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Liberal Party continues to implode over internal bickering, a number of Federal MPs are
Gossiping Hospo Workers Theorise Bartender Rostered On Every Sunday Must Be Rooting The Manager
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In hospitality, there’s nothing more sacred than getting double time on a Sunday shift and