Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
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NRL Politely Decline The Wests Tigers Requests To Be Granted 5 Captain’s Challenges A Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Rugby League has today laughed off an interesting request ahead of the 2022 Premiership
No… Coworker With Lots Of Zs In Her Last Name Cannot Help Explain What The Fuck Is Going On
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the world continues to watch on in horror at the events unfolding in Ukraine, a
PM Thrilled As The Sheer Horror Of War Distracts Nation From Albo’s Dashing Women’s Weekly Shoot
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There were reportedly cheers of joy from the Prime Minister’s office in Canberra this week,
Typical Russia Waited Until The Winter Olympics Had Wrapped Up Before Starting Some Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Russia has invaded Ukraine after President Vladimir Putin authorised a military operation in the Eastern European
Bloke From Hometown Who Used To Sell Hot Nokias Now An Award Winning Commercial Real Estate Agent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brodie Bancroft was once Betoota’s go-to man for an unboxed Nokia 3250. If you
Meet Brendo, The Next Bloke In Line To Lead United Australia If The Spicy Cough Takes Down Clive
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Mining billionaire and prominent election meddler Clive Palmer has taken to hospital by ambulance this afternoon,
Breadlines Pop Up Across Russia As Australian Economic Sanctions Destroy Roo Meat Supplies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Things are looking grim in the places like Moscow and St Petersberg today, with the reality
“Ahh Fuck It” Says Lactose Intolerant Mate Staring Through Glass At Thick Double Caramel Sludge
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to common food related allergies and intolerances, there tends to be a pattern.
Alan Joyce Says Those Accusing Qantas Of Price Gouging Can Fooken Walk If They Want
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Around the country, people are complaining that Qantas is charging whatever the hell they
Sydney Metro Drivers Set To Join Demonstrations Against Tyrannical Perrottet Government
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The robots who drive the Sydney Metro Trains are set to join their homo
Scotty Starts Breaking Up Weird Honeycomb Looking Fibro During Photoshoot On Residential Worksite
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again caused himself yet another long-term workplace injury,
Wet Weather Causes Everyone To Suddenly Forget How To Drive
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In news from the more populous parts of our country, almost everyone has forgotten how to