Barnaby Announces Newfound Love For Jungle Juice Following Messy Night Out With Troye Sivan
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Friends and family of brokeback Barnaby are expressing concern after a wild night out with popstar
Latest news (Page 882)
Distant Friend Of New Parents Ambitiously Refers To Herself As ‘Aunty’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT New mum Lauren Kamleh didn’t know that the arrival of her newborn baby daughter would
Scotty Inspects Barrel Of A Loaded Blaser Tactical 2 Sniper Rifle During Photo Shoot With ADF
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has once again nearly killed himself, as he continues his nationwide
Recently Single Girl Kicks Of Melbourne Weekend With Mysterious Photo Of Airplane Wing
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Flying high above the clouds, away from the small town drama she’s left
WEEKLY: The World’s Plea, A Dream Team To The Rescue, Australia Offers A Helping Hand & More – February 25
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Local Dad Visibly Anxious Walking Into Hardware Store With Sparkling Fresh Joggers
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A nervous Dad was seen tip-toeing into a West Betoota hardware store this
Bachelor Shopping Online For Clothes Wonders What Fictional Girlfriend Would Think Of This Outfit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Bachelor is struggling to update his wardrobe today, unable to commit to
Scotty Accidentally Trips And Squashes Last Remaining Thylacine While Campaigning In Rural Tassie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact While embarking on what was described as ‘an urgent conservation photo-op’ on the island of
Man Unsure If He Should Doom-Scroll Twitter All Night Or Get On It Proper Just In Case This Is It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A city worker has told The Advocate today in the smoking area of the
Facebook Virologist Now A Facebook Geopolitics Professor
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Facebook virologist has pivoted into an entirely new career direction, with their constant barrage of
Mark Zuckerberg Too Busy Reinventing Agriculture In The Metaverse To Realise WW3 Has Started
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Silicon Valley’s hopes that the entire world would detach from reality and seek fulfilment in
Spoilt Millennials Prepare For Major World War After Surviving Pandemic, ISIS, GFC
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world’s most entitled and lucky generation is today preparing for its latest blessing – World
Obsessive Ex From Years Ago Slides Back In
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Russia and Ukraine used to be part of the Soviet Union, with Russia being the most