After Flying Into Darwin, Aussie Cricket Fan Has His Mind Blown By Stadium Bar At Marrara Oval
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia has won the toss and is now batting first against Bangladesh in the first test
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Man Waits For Barefoot’s Advice On Putting All His Cash In A MetaMask Wallet As Society Collapses
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One local man has been watching the news and according to him, none of
Staunch Christian Public Servant From Rich Eastern Suburbs Family Not Pretending To Be Anyone Else
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the recovery effort from a devastating natural disaster now in his rearview, the Prime Minister
AFP Pounce On Thousands Of Drug Dealers As Rising Petrol Prices Prevent Them From Doing Hot Laps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact And in even sadder news for partygoers nationwide, it appears supply chain issues have also affected
Teenage Cousins Excuse Themselves From Family Dinner To Go Listen To Chillinit In The Back Shed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Two teenage cousins from opposite sides of town have bonded over their mutual interests in rap
Government Apologises For Controversial Women’s Network Logo, Vows To Add Bulging Cock Veins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In yet another example of astounding incompetence, the Prime Minister’s Office has somehow managed to
Unhinged Man Who Booted Side Mirrors Off George Bailey’s Car Offers To Fix Them As Swepson Makes Debut
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who booted the side mirrors off Australian selector George Bailey’
Family Group Chat In Turmoil As Rogue Aunty Posts Embargoed Pictures Of Wedding On Facebook
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A family group chat has been sent into meltdown this afternoon, after a rogue aunt took
Murdoch Joins Premiers To Apologise For Not Declaring Scott Morrison A National Disaster Sooner
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “We really tried with this bloke” muttered the 91-year-old media tycoon. “We really did.
Swaggering White-Collar Novocastrian Asks Every Sydney Office Colleague “How’s Ya Weekend Bra?!”
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A Newcastle-born Sydney-sider is insufferably chipper today, thoroughly enjoying his Monday return
Two For One! Neighbour’s Garden Hose Perfect Solution For Making Bongs And Siphoning Petrol
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact With fuel prices skyrocketing worldwide and with no sign of getting better anytime soon, some savvy
Man Delivers Heartfelt Apology To His 1992 BMW 320i Before Feeding It A Dirty Big Tank Of E10
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter motorist that’s constantly one major breakdown away from bankruptcy has
Local Bloke Quietly Relieved Return Of NRL Means He Can Tune Out Of All This Brink Of World War 3 Shit
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local NRL tragic is quietly cheerful this weeked, after blocking out news of