"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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3rd Round Job Interview Inspires Local Girl To Start Filling Up Online Cart With Chic New Work Wardrobe
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An ambitious career-girl is enjoying a long online shopping session this evening, excited
Paul Murray Panics After Realising ‘Each Way Albo’ Implies Opposition Leader Is Still A Safer Bet
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It seems that Sky News Australia’s Chief Goebbels Paul Murray may not understand the very
Local Man Permits Self Early Easter Indulgence Demolishing Novelty Sized Crème Egg In Supermarket Carpark
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A guilty lapsed Catholic has decided to break lent this afternoon, polishing off an
‘Jared Leto Fan’ Now A Term That Exclusively Refers To People Who Listen To 30 Seconds To Mars
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After news hit today that shockingly, Morbius (the filler Marvel movie we get before Doctor Strange
Albo Guarantees To Provide Every Aged Care Home With At Least A Mining Camp Standard Of Food
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese has promised to repair the human warehouses that are Australian aged care
Bushie Cousin Arrives At Beach In Exact Same Kit He Wears Out West Except For Waterproof Sandals
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As we close in on the first quarter of the year, some families are opting to
Barnaby Says His Ongoing Feud With Local Geese Is Nobody’s Business Except His And The Geese
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce says the details of his ongoing feud with a
Scotty From Marketing Does Some Actual Work In Hilarious April Fools Prank
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what is sure to gain Scotty more support amongst his mates from his fellow larrikins
“Haha April Fools!!!” Says Bloke Retreating Back To Friend Zone After Opening Up To Soul Mate
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has today come up with a foolproof plan should he face rejection, by
Compassionate Employer Grants All Wests Tigers Fans A Flexi-Friday After Last Night’s Abomination
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The last factory in Betoota Heights that still manufactures things has been praised for a random
Hair Gel Manufacturers Turn Healthy Profits As Banking Sector Return From Two Years Of WFH
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The board of Simpson & Simpson Pharmaceutical Co. has announced healthy 3rd quarter profits,
PM Promises To Call Election Once He’s Rigged Every NSW Pre-Selection With Loyal Hillsong Creeps
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison Government have finally hinted that the 2022 Federal Election will be held in mid-