"How Do You Like Those Melons?" - PM Might Just Euthanise Legacy Media With Proper Gambling Reform
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia's legacy media publishers are this week looking like a victim of their own
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Scotty Pauses Midway Through Denying Allegations Of Anti-Lebanese Racism To Hit The Apple Shisha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has once again flatly denied the claims made by high-ranking members of
Local Cougar Informs Handsome Chippy That She’s A Bit Of A Stud Finder Herself
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local mum has kindly offered some assistance to a handsome twenty something chippy today, after
Scotty Switches His NRL Club For A Third Time And Begins Supporting The Doggies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Prime Minister has today rolled the sleeves up, and decided to do a
Scotty Orders Parliament House Barber To Tune Up His Fade In Effort To Win Back Lebanese Voters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today begun implementing his most ambitious marketing spin of all
Lebanese Family Who Had Armed ADF Troops Patrolling Their Suburb During Lockdown Really Feeling Let Down By The Prime Minister’s Comments In 2007
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In BREAKING news, it appears that Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing – a politician who made his
Local White Ant Gets White Anted Over His Repeated White Anting
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local white ant, who build a career on white-anting people, is now
Report: Drummer Still Going Full Whiplash For Taylor Hawkins
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Residents of Betoota Heights have had to grin and bear the noise levels this week as
Scotty Tells Complaining Colleagues To Just Get A Better Leader
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As an increasing number of the Prime Minister’s peers continue to provide reverse testimonials of
“Brekky Of Champions” Says Smartarse Deliveryrider Handing Over Organic Muesli And Whiteclaw
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today requested that her delivery rider reserve his judgement after making a
Torrential Rain Good Enough Reason To Cancel Gym, Dinner, Life
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact As the rains pour down like a million rural children eating corn on your roof, residents
Millennials Struggling To Get Into Housing Market Advised To Bring Heroin Back Into The Suburbs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Reverse gentrification is in the works today as a fringe group of Millennials are going to
WEEKLY: Scotty’s Solution, A Free Ride, Will Smith Shocks The World & More – April 1
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.