Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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Sydney Bloke At Work Insists He’s Geed Up For The Footy Even Though NSW Just Don’t ‘Get’ Origin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tonight is the night that round 1 of the fiercest rivalry in the history of Australian
Aloisi To Come Out Of Retirement For Do Or Die World Cup Qualifier Against South American Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our national football team has today had a huge win, with confirmation that some heavy artillery
“Lol Sorry” Says RBA Governor Philip Lowe After Raising Rates Despite Saying He Wouldn’t Until 2024
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has issued a backhanded apology this morning after
Couple Who Spent Better Part Of A Decade Saving Up For 1st Apartment Not In A Great Mood Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota Heights couple Scott Wilton and Samantha Mason are not in the fucking mood for it
DAILY: A Surprise Visitor, Katter’s New Solution & A Couple Goes Too Hard On The Appetisers – June 7
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Woo Girls Evade Suspicion From Bouncer By Leaning Into Gender Stereotype That Women Pee Together
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A couple of woo girls have this weekend expertly evaded the suspicion of a security bouncer,
Humiliated Australian Media To Continue Pretending The Liberals Didn’t Just Lose Twenty Seats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire Australian media landscape, from the culture wars desperados at NewsCorp to the Stockholm Syndromed
Tax Dodging Multinational Gas Exporters Somehow Now Providing Even Less Benefit To The Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what comes as one of the most shocking news stories in recent times, some of
Neurotic Local Girl Avoids Salmonella By Burning Chicken Until It’s Clearly Carcinogenic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Ever since her equally neurotic nonna scared her to death by informing her of the dangers
Katter: “Give Me Ten Good Blokes And A Dozen SLRs And I’ll Secure Our Gas Reserves And Make Sure None Of It, Not Even A Bic Lighter Of The Stuff, Gets Sent Overseas To Places Like China Or Some Other Bloody Place Because This Is Our Gas And I’ll Be Damned
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for Kennedy Bob Katter has unveiled his plan to make sure the
NRL Investigate Video Footage Showing Nicho Hynes Blowing Up A Hospital While Dressed As A Nurse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cronulla Sharks halfback Nicho Hynes’s representative rugby league career could be over before it even
Old Maskless Bastards On The Bus Reckon The Rest Of Us Are Still Wearing Them For Fun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Masks may be mandated on public transport but the enforcement differs from bus to