Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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DAILY: Some Revisionist History, A Furious Local Dad & Our Neighbours Across The Ditch Hit Back – June 21
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman begin the week with today’s news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
New Zealand Threatens To Join Breakaway Australian Rugby Comp From The Side
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Our neighbors across the ditch have today responded to some very undiplomatic threats. The New Zealand
Adam Bandt Discreetly Gets His Pre-Cronulla Southern Cross Tatt Lasered Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that has both divided Greens followers and given Sky News journalist Paul Murray
Now That Oil Heaters Are Too Expensive To Run, How Will People Burn Their Landlord’s House Down?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A new crisis is emerging in the wake of energy prices skyrocketing with oil
Goths Grieve Revlon Insolvency As They Look For New Ways To Dye Hair Black For $11.95
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The goths that sit on the steps out the front of the Betoota City
‘I Don’t Like Labels’ Says Bloke To Woman Who Has An Entire Drawer In His Bathroom
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who’s all but officially moved into a bloke’s house has had trouble
Bloke Bowling Hammer And Tong In The Nets Alone In June Must Really Have Nothing Better To Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man was seen bowling as fast as his body would let him this
Local Boyfriend Arrives At Future Mother-In-Law’s Birthday With Blooming Lettuce Bouquet
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A favourable boyfriend is firming up his position on the Christmas gift list this
Man Chalks Up His Underlying Urge To Defecate In A Bunnings Display Toilet To Seeing Dave England’s Classic Prank In Jackass 1
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A seemingly normal young man from our town’s north has spoken today of
ATO Excited To See How Multinational Gas Companies Claim To Be Running At A Loss This Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Taxation Office has revealed today that they simply cannot wait to see some of
Landlord Who Just Upped The Rent Softens Blow By Allowing Struggling Students To Grow Some Veggies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights landlord has today shown his softer side, confirming that he’s not always
Woman Who Borrowed Boyfriend’s Razor To Shave Legs Now Looks Like A Strawberry Shortcake
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today learned the hard way that men and women’s razors do