Government Under Fire For Offering Bonus Bets During Census
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has tonight been forced to defend a controversial feature of the national census.
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PHD Students Easily Recognised In Library By Thousand Yard Stare And Occasional Sigh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact If you happen to be at Betoota Heights Library after 6pm, you may find yourself hearing
WEEKLY: The Most Liveable City, A Downgrade, Some Perfect Timing & More – June 24
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Idiot Couple Waste Honeymoon Phase In Tassie
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A newly wed couple have proved they are also a couple of morons today by wasting
Chemist Warehouse Pharmacist Seen Disappearing Into A Black Hole After Woman Hands Over Prescription
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has today witnessed a very strange phenomenon, after attempting to get a
City Worker Ready For Ninja Warrior After Completing His Second-Ever Spin Class
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After nearly a decade of smoking, drinking and sitting behind a desk, a local
Experts Naming Melbourne As Australia’s Most Liveable City Mustn’t Have Read The News For A Couple Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The experts behind those yearly liveability lists have today confirmed to the world that they haven’
DAILY: Love Is Blind, NRL’s Big Achievement & An Eyebrow Raising New Policy – June 23
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman begin the week with today’s news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Property Investors: “We Borrowed To The Hilt And Now We’re About To Do Our Arse. Feel Sorry For Us”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It wasn’t meant to be like this for Wendy and Frank Peters. Earlier
Government Reveals Dad Will Be Banned From Eating Chickpeas Under New Methane Reduction Policy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Antony Albanese has today revealed an eyebrow-raising feature of a potential new policy.
‘My Handsome Boy!’ Posts Woman Of What Appears To Be Some Kind Of Demonic Toilet Brush
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week shown you has a very strange definition of what ‘handsome’
NRL To Achieve Dream Of Hosting Origin Overseas By Playing Game 2 In Perth
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The National Rugby League is believed to be patting itself on the back this
Gas Crisis Hits A New Low As Host’s BBQ Bottle Runs Out Halfway Through The Steaks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has informed his neighborhood about a rather unfortunate incident yesterday afternoon. Having a