Long-Term Couple’s Road Trip Chats Now Just Commenting On Other Drivers’ Bad Driving
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Hollywood would have us believe that road trips are a time for deep and meaningfuls,
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Property Investors Say Falling House Prices Are The Worst Thing Because, Um, Because Of, Um…
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact At this year’s Property Investment Symposium at Betoota Lakes Conference Centre, well-respected property experts
The Poorest Rich People Say Goodbye To Skiing For Another Year
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The poorest rich people in Australia have bid farewell to skiing for another year as the
Breaking News! Billionaire Says Something Dull And Then People Talk About It For Ages
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact This fine Masthead has had a long and storied past. Since its inception in the mid-
‘Why Are My Clothes Fucked?’ Asks Woman Who Uses A Dryer Once A Week
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she rifles through her top drawer, local woman Milly Whitehead yet again finds herself unfolding
Victorian Liberals To Defend Strongholds From Teal Candidates By Telling Everyone They Have Wives Who Are Lovely
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Victorian Liberals are bracing themselves for similar thumping experienced by their Federal peers at the
Hostie Asks Big Units In Exit Row If They Understand The Duty And Honour That Has Been Bestowed Upon Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As a bigger than average bloke, Betoota Heights-based club physio Matt ‘Mucka’ Marsden (38) understands
Cyber Attack On Red Rooster Sees One Bloke From Cannon Hill Named Greg’s Data Leaked
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Another data breach has hit a well known Australian brand as Red Rooster suffers a cyber
Local Woman’s Bottle Of Fruity Toothpaste Mysteriously Empties Within Days Of Husband ‘Trying It’
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A project home in a quiet Betoota Heights cul-de-sac is currently the scene of
DAILY: Deafening Silence, An Ultimate Betrayal & An Excited Future Aunt – November 3
Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local 30 Year Old Feeling Cheated As Hangover Anxiousness Now As Bad As A Comedown
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this weekend learned one of the harshest lessons of adulthood – whatever vice
Very Real Racist White Gangs Of Perth Getting Far Less Air Time Than Fictional African Gangs Of Melbourne
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some not so surprising news from newsrooms around the country, dangerous gangs of young white
Local Woman Makes Her Childfree Lifestyle More Palatable By Insisting She Can’t Wait To Be An Aunt Though!
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local selfish cow has felt the need to clarify her childfree stance this week, after