Phins Agree To Carry The Weight Of Queensland On Their Shoulders After Qualifying For Finals
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Dolphins are this evening enjoying the greatest night in the club’s history (so far)
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Woman Embarks On Ambitious Campaign To Get Mate To Join Her For Pole Dancing Lessons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this week attempted to get yet another girlfriend involved in pole dancing
Colleague Spends Morning Calculating How On Earth Office Frenemy Can Afford Another Week’s Leave
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A jealous colleague is running a spreadsheet of calculations this morning, as she looks
Woman Feeling Extra Smug As Hubby Who Hates ‘All That Fake Shit’ Remarks How Fresh She’s Looking
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has been left feeling incredibly smug this afternoon, after her husband who’d
Local Snake Just Catching Up With His Mate’s Girlfriend
MOYRA BRICK | Relationships | Contact A reader wrote to The Advocate earlier this week asking what he should do about a
Local Woman’s Bottom Drawer Final Resting Place For Clothes She Couldn’t Be Fucked Sending Back
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she tries on some of the clothes she’s received with her latest ASOS haul,
School Priest Bristles After Assembly Prayer Interrupted By Roaring Nissan Skyline Out For A Burn
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A proud Catholic Priest is a little perturbed this morning, after his prayers to
Local Farmer Attempts To Lure Workers With Generous Offer Of Free Accommodation And Fruit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A Betoota Plains primary producer has today been praised for thinking outside the box. Berrick Watts
Local Law Student Stands Accused Of Taking Moot Court A Bit Too Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A law student at East Betoota Polytechincal has lashed out at suggestion and rumour
Local Bachelor Freshens Up 3 Day Old Tikka Masala with Healthy Squirt of Sweet Chilli Sauce
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s longest serving bachelors is spicing things up in the kitchen
DAILY: A Hungover Albo, Furious Property Investors & Some Fresh Legal Action – August 23
Wendell Hussey kicks off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Indestructible Bunnings Umbrella Somehow Boasts More Longevity Than Some Of Their Power Tools
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dad is staying today, thanks to the structural integrity of his two-
Overflowing Sharehouse Bin Becomes A Fun Jenga-Style Game Of Balance
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The game is afoot in a French Quarter share house as a silent standoff over whose