Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Local Hubby Pays Tribute To His Own Queen By Telling Her He’s At Half-Mast As Well Babe Ha Ha Ha
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The world continues to commemorate the late monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, who died at her Scottish
Victorians Brag About Getting 4-Day Public Holiday Not Even A Year After Their 260-Day Holiday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Victoria is feeling even more smug than usual this week, after residents of the state have
Local Woman Refuses To Accept Defeat And Exit The Multiple Goodreads Tabs Left Open On Phone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has today discovered that leaving tabs open on her phone won’t encourage
Queensland To Change Their Name To ‘Kingsland’ Just In Time For The Gallen/Hodges/Hannant Fight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of last Thursday night, the longest-ever reign of Queen Elizabeth II is over. Her
2023 NRL Season To Just Be Chooks v Bunnies On Repeat
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The nation’s rugby league commentators have spoken, and That. Was. Finals. Footy. After going head-
Bring Back Traditional Masculinity: Why Are Straight Men Acting Like Queens In The Workplace?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The woke agenda has officially gone too far this week, after new reports that straight men
Local Big Unit Can’t Wait To Have A Few Of King Charles’ Fingers For Tea
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A specimen from our town’s Heights district said he can’t bloody wait
Parliament Suspended As MPs Pay Tribute To Royal Family By Being Paid Very Well To Do Fuck All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact As the Commonwealth continues to mourn the passing of Queen Elizabeth II, our politicians have this
Groom On Bucks Disgraces Himself With Drunken Display Of Human Emotion
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local man has turned into a local ninny earlier today, as groom-to-be Markus
Rogue Landlord Admits He Didn’t Work Hard For Property Portfolio
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Australians enjoyed a refreshing change in the news cycle this week as local landlord Fiesel Hill
Report: No One Owns More Beanies Than Drummer Who Works At Bottle Shop
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With woolly lid season soon making way for warmer weather, it has been confirmed that no
“Anyone Got A Note?” Asks Bloke In Pub Toilets Who Obviously Wants To Pay Tribute To The Queen
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has seen just how many monarchists live amongst us, after he was asked