Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Recently Dumped Bloke Fails To Heal Crippling Heartbreak With New Found NFL Fandom
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke is looking to mend a broken heart this week as he
Sydney Still Smouldering From Chaotic Convergence Of Bunnies And Collingwood Fans In Moore Park
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney City is today still reeling from the destruction of hosting two factions of Australia’s
Childhood Film To Fix Sunday Morning Lack Of Serotonin
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As physics has long dictated, what goes up must come down. Last night, previously reformed party
IT Guy At Work Begins Two Week Mourning Period Following Discontinuation Of Lift
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As a black veil continues to hang heavy over the head of monarchists, others are dealing
WEEKLY: Honouring The Queen, A Proud Local Bloke, Leonardo DiCaprio Mixes It Up & More – September 16
Errol Parker, Wendell Hussey and Effie Bateman wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Woo Girls Who Got On It A Bit Too Hard Take Turns Having A Massive Sob At 3am Kickons
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A group of very silly sausages have last weekend flown too close to the sun, which
Business Council Proposes Students Should Get Extra 2 Years To Stay And Work All The Shit Jobs
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The recent Jobs and Skills Summit has blessed Australia’s International students with a great outcome,
Farm Worker Gets Paid In Cash After Landing Lucrative Agricultural Job At Cash Farm
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With Australian farmers offering to pay workers in accommodation and produce, one farm seems to have
Pre-Exam Student Chewing Her Gum Like It Holds The Secrets To A Semester Worth Of Missed Classes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A student at the South Betoota Polytechic has given her jaw a workout for the ages
Brisbane Actually Wondering What The Fuck They’ll Do For Ten Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In a sentence that still feels weird to type even after a good couple of fact
Goldfish Comes Home In Plastic Bag That Will Outlast Fish By 150,000,000 Years
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A household got a new member today at the exact same time planet Earth got a
“No, Let The Bird Watch. He Needs To See What He’s Done,” Says Rugby CEO Hamish McLennan Clutching The Marketing Pigeon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Assigning blame for the Wallabies’ dubious loss to the All Blacks last night in