Local Man Goes Straight From Footy To Pub After A Quick Shower In A Can
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A time poor local man has squeezed the maximum amount of juice out of his Saturday
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Putin Completely Forgiven For Invading Ukraine After Bravely Revealing His Adult ADHD Diagnosis
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Kremlin has confirmed months of speculation that President Vladimir Putin is not well.
“Pffft Big Woop NASA” Says Man Who Put His Celica Into The Only Pole In The ALDI Carpark Doing Dougheys
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man is unimpressed with NASA’s recent effort to crash a
Football Atheist Woman Prepares For Long Week As Husband Abuses Complete Stranger For Being A Shit-For-Brains Parramatta Inbred In Crowded Cafe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who doesn’t give two shits about sports has this week been thrown into
Katter Says He Supports Federal ICAC Legislation Despite Lack Of A Guillotine Or Even A Pool Of Hungry Crocodiles To Throw Corrupt Politicians Into
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member For Kennedy has welcomed the introduction of federal corruption watchdog legislation to
Parramatta Eels Hit The Sheds Immediately As Hindmarsh Pops Into Training To Offer Some Tips
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Parramatta Eels icon Nathan Hindmarsh has today spat the dummy, after being denied a hero’
Optus Hacker Apologises For Everything And Says He’s Been Grounded For Entire School Holidays
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 9-year-old boy from our nation’s self-serving, sanctimonious “first state”
DAILY: Telling Details, Brad Arthur’s Best Outfit & A Clear Change Of Heart – September 27
Errol Parker and Effie Bateman kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Local Girl Having Her Fortnightly Menty B Realises Dogs Really Do Look Like Their Owners
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she stares at herself sobbing in the bathroom mirror, local girl Sadie Partridge [22] is
AFP Reveal Optus Hacker May Have Breached User Data While Getting A Blowie With A Gun To His Head
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After ten years of dragging the chain on privacy protections to focus on tweaking religious discrimination
“That Should Make Me Feel Better” Says Man Who Just Pumped Two Kilos Of Cheesey Bowties
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter has made himself some comfort food this afternoon because he went
Eels Fans Starting To Believe As Brad Arthur Rocks Up To Parra Leagues In Jack Gibson’s Kangaroo Fur Coat
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Momentum is growing in Sydney’s second city this week, as the Parramatta Eels quiet and
Millennial Fucks Up Holiday Booking And Accidentally Stays In Weird AirBnB with Staff, Multiple Suites, Minibar & Facilities
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A globetrotting Betoota Millennial has made a hilarious travelling mishap by accidentally booking a stay in